on the way to the graveTumblr (3.0; @bzr)http://www.bzrong.com/<p><img src="http://pic.phyrefile.com/b/bl/blaro/2010/03/09/RESUMESNEAK.jpg" height="335" width="500"/></p> <p>Sneak preview of my new resume redesign. Comments, opinions, insults on a postcard please?</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/437678019http://www.bzrong.com/post/437678019Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:25:06 -0500<p><img src="http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/meat46txt.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p><i><a href="http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/carnivore-support-group.jpg">“Carnivore? Chances are you don’t need some wimpy support group. Keep being AWESOME!”</a></i></p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/434071161http://www.bzrong.com/post/434071161Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:38:00 -0500foodawesome<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxjt5Xhl11qzpsi6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hotvvheels.tumblr.com/post/433048321/sunday-sunday-sunday">hotvvheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/lamagarita">Sunday Sunday Sunday</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.bzrong.com/post/433937348http://www.bzrong.com/post/433937348Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:29:25 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoqedNj9k1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dkwok.tumblr.com/post/423325026/slumsofshaolin-gamefreaksnz-splitreason-com">dkwok</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slumsofshaolin.tumblr.com/post/423298908/gamefreaksnz-splitreason-com-gear-for-geeks">slumsofshaolin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gamefreaks.co.nz/post/423271855/splitreason-com-gear-for-geeks-and-gamers-mr">gamefreaksnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.splitreason.com/design/design_4b67daada2c25/12">SPLITREASON.COM - Gear for Geeks and Gamers</a></p> <p><b><span>Mr. Rage-Quit</span></b></p> <p>You know him, you’ve played against him. He spits profanities, screams ignorance, and manages to quit every losing game just before the stats save. Mr. Rage-Quit!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.bzrong.com/post/430659629http://www.bzrong.com/post/430659629Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:54:25 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yLxReBOIJbA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yLxReBOIJbA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“We didn’t show this to David Sedaris! And if you do, we’ll punch your dick!”</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/428629015http://www.bzrong.com/post/428629015Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:27:46 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycztbj34q1qzmws8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahghosttowns.tumblr.com/post/416027911/linda-vista-hospital-los-angeles-california">fuckyeahghosttowns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Linda Vista Hospital, Los Angeles, California</p> <p>Linda Vista Hospital, originally known as Santa Fe Coast Lines Hospital, is a former hospital in the Boyle Heights neighborhood of Los Angeles. The hospital was constructed for railroad employees in 1904 and reconstructed in 1924. It was occupied by aviator and director Howard Hughes on occasion. The hospital ceased operations and closed downs in 1991.</p> <p>Submitted by Kelly who found this on the <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/28071">mentalfloss blog</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://www.bzrong.com/post/427353090http://www.bzrong.com/post/427353090Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:17:36 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq1p6Harz1qzdi59o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comicallyvintage.tumblr.com/post/424609106/im-saving-the-world">comicallyvintage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m Saving The World!</p> </blockquote>http://www.bzrong.com/post/427137511http://www.bzrong.com/post/427137511Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:25:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp82tl4Ab1qat0syo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thejohnblog.tumblr.com/post/384406028/sorry-had-to">thejohnblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry…</p> <p>Had to.</p> </blockquote> <p>“STAND STILL, LADDIE!”</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/424986962http://www.bzrong.com/post/424986962Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:40:20 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqbnm5yGt1qzwba5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THE 1970s WILL NEVER DIE.</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/424957809http://www.bzrong.com/post/424957809Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:23:46 -0500““I knew in my gut that these swine would eventually be held to account. Evidence would be vital. Of course, sneaking into the Jewish camp was a ludicrous idea. It was like breaking into Hell. But that’s the sort of chap I was. Reckless.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://ow.ly/1dQLA">Denis Avey</a>, the British soldier and POW who broke <i>into</i> Auschwitz. He should be sanctified.</em>http://www.bzrong.com/post/424667592http://www.bzrong.com/post/424667592Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:29:27 -0500<p><img src="http://img.redwolfairsoft.com/upload/product/img/RWC-SG-HELLK-L.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>The zombie apocalypse has never been cuter!</p> <blockquote> <b>RWC Hell Kitty</b><br/>This little kitten doesn’t go “meow” much, no matter how fabulous she looks. Don’t be fooled by the looks: It has power to boot! By disabling a dump valve (which is only required because of the low energy limits in Japan), plugging bleed ports in the barrel and enhancing gas flow in the system, the power has been increased from 350 fps (single 0.34 8mm BB with Top Gas) to a whopping 450 fps! When shooting normally with three 8mm BBs, the velocity is 310 fps. If you dare to take this beautiful unique display item to a skirmish field, it will prove its worth in gold when your mates get a taste of the power it produces. Initial laughter soon turns to whimping and yelling as the 8mm BBs find their targets at a velocity you would normally expect from a 6mm gun with 0.2 g BBs. Holds 42 BBs for a total of 14 shots (3 at a time).</blockquote> <p><a>Redwolf Airsoft</a></p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/418806602http://www.bzrong.com/post/418806602Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:40:47 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjatyNXYw1qzwba5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My sick nasty new business card.</p> <p>Come meet me in person, and I might consider giving you one.</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/416796478http://www.bzrong.com/post/416796478Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:22:46 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyisy4wkvm1qzwba5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/thatseurobeat/folder/238157.html?m=lc&p=72">Mind = blown.</a></p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/416117463http://www.bzrong.com/post/416117463Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:56:27 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfj7ylI831qzg3k3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://autostream.tumblr.com/post/412476751/its-an-interesting-sight-to-see-how-much">autostream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>From heavy and massive V8s going in a straight line to… errr… never mind.</p> </blockquote> <p>…to lightweight, compact, efficient V8s capable of demolishing established European and Japanese players on one of the world’s most grueling racetracks. Progress is grand, isn’t it?</p> <p>But yeah, cars are cool, too. <i>I remember my first beer. </i></p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/412549025http://www.bzrong.com/post/412549025Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:07:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7rn7Har11qapnq0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.savetheenzos.com/post/411855528/slidehound-this-is-the-top-gear-i-knew-when-i">mikespinelli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slidehound.tumblr.com/post/403522483/this-is-the-top-gear-i-knew-when-i-was-a-kid">slidehound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the Top Gear I knew when I was a kid.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>For a while the video game store I worked at actually carried this title in its original box. I got a kick out of it unlike my fellow co-workers, whom had clearly not been enlightened by the quasi-religious experience that is <i>Top Gear.</i> Alas, I do not actually own a Super Nintendo console, or the Yobo FC console capable of all 8-and-16-bit cartridges, including Sega Genesis.</p> <p><img src="http://pic.phyrefile.com/b/bl/blaro/2010/02/25/topgear.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>But before I could save up the appropriate rubles to make such a purchase and relive a childhood I never had, I was summonly fired. Why?— to this day, I still have no idea. But that’s an introspective look into my personal failures best saved for another day.</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/412540614http://www.bzrong.com/post/412540614Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:03:00 -0500topgearHim: I would like to rebut your previous claims in an improvisational and rhythmic manner. <br /> Me: In addition to this I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite YOUR MOM. Who is an extremely rotund woman.<br /> Him: I had a rendezvous w/ you mother. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made.<br /> Me: Your biological mother is quite rubenesque, on a recent sojourn to the waterfront the marine life mistook her for one of their ilk.<br /> Him: I recently observed your sibling performing sexual services of the oral variety to a man of color in a financially struggling local.<br /> Me: Because my home purlieu is a greater environ of debauchery, this acutely makes me the more virile gentleman, and you the effete dandy.<br /> Him: What do I look like, a Mary?!http://www.bzrong.com/post/411158353http://www.bzrong.com/post/411158353Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:50:50 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxozp7LApO1qz7x0uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://burstsausages.com/">overshadowed</a>)</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/410731502http://www.bzrong.com/post/410731502Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:04:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwgufp7BUJ1qaymyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahcaptainslow.tumblr.com/post/341653819/two-gentlemen-at-chelsea">fuckyeahcaptainslow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Two gentlemen at Chelsea.</p> </blockquote> <p>Between these two, there’s too much awesome to be contained within <i>one </i>universe.</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/409778976http://www.bzrong.com/post/409778976Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:32:08 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8ZjerbH6CE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8ZjerbH6CE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Can’t think of many jobs more fun than this.</p> <p>Well, maybe <i>driving </i>the cars themselves.</p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/407604911http://www.bzrong.com/post/407604911Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:39:29 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kya2zsBGL71qzwba5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Could “Speedmaster” be the greatest name for a vehicular conveyance ever?</p> <p>It’s the perfect name for a fast, sleek, unpretentious machine. Something that whisks you away to endearingly quick speeds but doesn’t make any bones about it. It’s subtle, nonaggressive, unpretentious, and most importantly it’s competent. Speed<i>master</i> - master of speed. But it doesn’t brag about it.</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonne/4195683370/">The watch is pretty cool, too. </a></p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/oscarmegia/4244261094/">Source</a></p>http://www.bzrong.com/post/406378266http://www.bzrong.com/post/406378266Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:55:00 -0500